FASHION GENIUS

FASHION GENIUS
DOUGLAS HANNANT AND I.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

OSCARS 2012.

Let me begin by giving those lush ladies a tip: reflective fabrics are not your friend.
J-Lo are you hearing me?  While I am on the J-Lo front (literally,) I think a mother showing nip color on a public stage is simply beyond the bounds of good taste.  When you have to try that hard to appear sexy thats exactly what you are doing, appearing sexy.

Angelina Jolie, are you hearing this?  Tell Brad to shower and comb his hair for once, when he is beside you he looks like another 12 year old in your house that you have to bathe and dress.

I digress,  it was a nude night from face to fabric!  Ladies when your hair matches your make-up you might need to step it up a shade or two.  I suggest some real blush instead of the cadavor beige bronzer everyone seems to have by the vat.  In my good graces on this point?  Emma Stone.  She had a colorful, youthful glow that was far from overdone.

ONWARD-

BEST DRESSED- GWYNETH PALTROW.
Modern Chic.  Tom Ford is a genius.  This is how to strut in white as a blonde and not look saccrine sweet or even a tiny bit bridal.

EMMA STONE-
The color made what could have been a matronly dress look ever so bright and tasty on her.
I believe her youth also gave the dress an air of chic rather than antiquity.

MICHELLE WILLIAMS-
Flowing, feminine, yet somehow simple.  She wisely kept the jewelry to a scance, and let the color of the dress do all the mesmerzing.  Throw in the hot pink evening bag and it is hotter than any little girl from Little Rock.

HONORABLE MENTION-OCTAVIA SPENCER-
Lush Ladies this is how it is done.  The dress showed her curves, looked rich and elegant both coming and going.  She hit the mark.  BULLSEYE!
SIDEBAR-When you are a built like a real woman you need larger accessories.
MELISSA McCARTHY those understated earrings were non exsistant.  " What girl would not like to say, make my diamonds bigger?"

in conclusion when in doubt always look to MISS PIGGY, this bovine beauty always gets it right.
Besides, she had the best hair do of the night, and the right size jewelry!