OSCARS 2013.

The 2013 Osacrs will go down in history as one of the most sophomoric, moronic, and crass Oscars ever for me.  I felt What's his name was the worst host in history.  17 mins for the Damn show to even begin and at that it was an embarassing display of high school historonics. 

The fashion was not much better.  Very light colors that almost were non-exixtant on the wearers or colors so bright that was all you could see.  Jane Fonda in that Versace looked like a very sexy French's mustard bottle.

If you were a gentleman your hair was longer and messier than the woman you were standing next to.
I thought the men that wore the 3 piece tuxedo's looked smashing.

Jennifer Lawrence, that dress would have been perfectr with a veil and a bouquet of lilly of the valley,
otherwise unless you were meeting your groom later in Vegas, TOO MUCH DRESS AND IN WHITE NO LESS.  Did you not read my notes on J-LO at The Golden Globes? 

Overall it was very lack luster, where are the daring girls like Cher that even though what she wore was always all wrong, we could not wait for the spice it added.  Nobody shows their own personality anymore at these awards shows.  Everything is all by the book.  Its boring.  I like the wrong, cause when right shows up it looks all the better.

Nonetheless, here are my picks for what they are worth.

1-Charlize Theron in DIOR, if you are going to wear white, wear it like Charlize all slick and modern and self-assured.

2- Jennifer Garner in GUCCI, The color was jewel tone perfection on her and I love the ruffle in the rear!

3-Jessica Chastain in Armani Prive, it was old school Hollywood Glamour perfection.  The color was a bit light on her and looked almost nude on her, somehow it worked for me, she was all Rita Hayworth.

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Honorable Mention goes to Zoe Saldana-Alexis Mabille was a bold choice, the right combination of modern and vitage to me.  She goes out on a limb and I like it.